U KNO DAT UR HISPANIC(PUERTO RICAN)IF:
1) U grew up scared of something called
"el cuco".(FOR THOSE OF U DAT DONT KNO THATS A MADE UP MONSTER TO SCARE LIL KIDS)
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2) If dinner usually consists of
rice, beans and some type of meat.
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3) If you were raised off
Goya products.
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4) If you have ever used your
nose or lipsto point something out.
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5) If you`ve ever dropped food on the floor, picked it up, ate it after saying,
"Lo que no mata engorda".(JAJA ME DUN DAT LOTS AJAJA)
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6) If you have ever been hit by a
chancleta.
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7) If you constantly refer to cereal as
"con flei".
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8)If other`s tell you to stop yelling when you`re really
just talking.
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9) If whenever you`re angry, you spout off a torrent of
"coño"and
"carajjo" or even a
"puñeta".
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10) If you`ve ever been hit with either
the cord of the plancha or
la correa.(DAT SHIT B HURTIN SUMTIMES)
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11) If you know when you`re mom is sneaking up on you because you hear the
"clack clack" her
chancletas.
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12) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and your in the next room.
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13) If you start celebrating before you even win a lotto and next thing you know you dont.
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14) If your grandmas house has all of those little figuras that take up every inch of space on/under the
TV and you have either one of the following: a porcelain cat, dog, owl, of elephant in your living room.
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15) If you know who Don Francisco is. (from Sabado Gigante)
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16) If you can dance
merengue, bachata,and un buen
perreo without music.
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17) If you just cant imagine anyone not liking spanish food.
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18) If you`ve been in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it, with a person shouting,
"entren, que caben mas!"(come on we still have room)
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19) If you call your sneakers
"tenis".
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20) If your car has speakers in it that could drive a def man crazy.
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21) If you have at least 30 cousins.
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22) If you start clapping when your plane lands on the runway.
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23) If you consider platanos to be a food group.
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24) If you waste all of your money on
"limber".
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25) If when in your country u hear the neighbors screaming
"se fue la luz!"
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26) If all your
pots and pans are kept inside the oven.
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27) if u cut off words like para aya
"pa ya" esta
"ta" etc.
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28) If you say things like:
VETE PAL CARAJO,PENDEJO,MAMABICHO,PATO,CABRON,QUE MIERDA,DIMELO,TA TO,TA NICE,QUE LO QUE HAY,HABLA LA RIGHT,QUE TRIPEO,TU JODEs CON COJONES,TA MASA O TA COOL O TA CABRON,TA JEVI,TU TA PASA OR PASAO,COJELO SUAVE,NO TE GUILLE,DEGRASIAO,HAY DIOS MIO,EL PAPOL,EL CANGRI,LA CANGRI,
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
"JEVA""LA GATA"
YOUR BOYFRIEND
"JEVO""EL GATO"EL MOCO"
QUE PAJO COMBO,A GROUP OF PEOPLE
"EL CORRILLO"
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